2006-07-20 [Morrigon]: Well that's great....

2006-07-20 [Black Fucking Plague: 1349]: I know you were, otherwise, I'd be so offended I might be emo and cut myself and cry with my hair covering one of my eyes.

2006-07-20 [Monk of Boom]: hmm.. and btw, virgins are overrated! ...i like girls who know "moves", u know..

2006-07-20 [Black Fucking Plague: 1349]: I prefer teaching them how to move. 

2006-07-20 [Monk of Boom]: yeah me too, but still... it would be awful to do it all the time!

2006-07-20 [Black Fucking Plague: 1349]: It was rather annoying...

2006-07-20 [Monk of Boom]: experience = pleasant

2006-07-20 [Black Fucking Plague: 1349]: I know, I've had it all! ...I feel like a man whore about it sometimes, but then I remember that indulgence is so much better.

2006-07-20 [Monk of Boom]: i have been with my gf almost 2 years now, and we both were *krhm* virgins before each others so same here ^^

2006-07-20 [Black Fucking Plague: 1349]: Yeah, good job with that, I've been with mine almost 9 months now. It feels amazing t o have a girl that doesn't really get boring...

2006-07-20 [Monk of Boom]: yeah first 1½ years are like a dream, then the present hits...not in SUCH bad way..i mean after that u can really THINK ;)

2006-07-20 [Black Fucking Plague: 1349]: Yeah, I kinda started to realise she was human.

2006-07-20 [Monk of Boom]: it takes some time ur brains to rise from ur balls ;)

2006-07-20 [Black Fucking Plague: 1349]: Yeah it does, sex just seems like a plus now.

2006-07-20 [Monk of Boom]: and thats the way it continues going to that point when u have been married 20 years and u get once in a month, damn women XD

2006-07-20 [Black Fucking Plague: 1349]: I won't let a woman do that to me.

2006-07-20 [Monk of Boom]: women = evil

2006-07-20 [Morrigon]: Just tie em down and have your way with them, They like it...I've been with my love for some time now. Getting married in october >.<

2006-07-21 [Black Fucking Plague: 1349]: Actually everyone I've been with does...marriage is so over-rated.

2006-07-21 [Morrigon]: to some people, butt fucking assholes hee hee

2006-07-21 [Black Fucking Plague: 1349]: I have never seen a marriage work, so I won't get married. 

2006-07-21 [Matson's Downfall]: In my veiw marrige is useless. People get divorced left and right. If you want to spend your life with somone just spend it with them, marrige wont make a differance...

2006-07-21 [kessan]: Women are illogical.

2006-07-21 [Diiwica]: Yep but more people ride them than Fords...

2006-07-21 [Morrigon]: yeah well you stubborn jackasses are retarded as well. In my view, other people's opinions are useless.

2006-07-21 [kessan]: So true. And yes men are as fucktarded as women, just in different ways.

2006-07-21 [Monk of Boom]: i NEVER get married..(or babtize my child EVER)! christian feast whole thing

2006-07-21 [kessan]: Exactly! Marriage is a Christian ritiual, (stolen of course) so if I was to go through any "Uniting" ceremony I would have a Pagan one.

2006-07-21 [Morrigon]: wow you guys are kind of dumb. Marriage is not just a Christian ritual, and what's to say I'm really getting married in a christian way.

2006-07-21 [kessan]: I didn't say it is only a christian thing, I just don't know the word for the Pagan form of unification.

2006-07-21 [Monk of Boom]: IT IS christian ritual (now a days) and i dont support ANY of them!

2006-07-21 [kessan]: Only if you have a priest (or rabbi for the j00s) is it christian

2006-07-21 [Monk of Boom]: marriages are so unnecessary that i dont know other such thing

2006-07-21 [kessan]: What it really is (or at least in the US) is a reason for a woman to take a mans shit!

2006-07-21 [Monk of Boom]: i bet that feminists have invented it!

2006-07-21 [kessan]: More than likely...

2006-07-21 [Morrigon]: Christianity and religion are two things I've pretty much always stood against. I used to bitch about it every time someone mentioned it and hated christians. Then I realized that was against the point and i was acting just like them.

2006-07-21 [kessan]: You make a good point, that is why I just try to live a peaceful life in general, but if they get in my way and stand in my way that is when it gets rough.......or that's just a personal philosopy ^^

2006-07-21 [Black Fucking Plague: 1349]: I support them trying to find their key to inner peace.

2006-07-22 [Morrigon]: heh heh sure you guys do, seem so peaceful when you trash talk someone's wedding.

2006-07-22 [kessan]: Monk is doing that thank you very much....

2006-07-22 [Morrigon]: Monk you're such a dick

2006-07-22 [Monk of Boom]: and i take that as a compliment! ;)

2006-07-22 [kessan]: heh

2006-07-22 [Morrigon]: You're such a.. Tiny dick

2006-07-22 [Black Fucking Plague: 1349]: I say yay for marriage, it produces more people who hate that their parents constantly fight.

2006-07-22 [Morrigon]: Fighting rocks. I want to be an abused wife. That's my dream.

2006-07-22 [kessan]: O__O Why is that your dream???

2006-07-23 [Morrigon]: I wasn't serious...

2006-07-23 [kessan]: Hopefully.....you should be an abusive wife.....that would be soooo cool.....^^

2006-07-23 [Monk of Boom]: XD isnt it every womans dream?

2006-07-23 [Morrigon]: heheheh I'd be good at that. I have mannish arms

2006-07-23 [kessan]: O__O

2006-07-24 [Black Fucking Plague: 1349]: I'd be a good wife beater...I'd only hit them in the bedroom..if you get it!

2006-07-24 [Diiwica]: That isnt a wife beater, you dick, that is called rough sex!!!!!!!

2006-07-24 [Monk of Boom]: rape = surprise sex

2006-07-24 [Black Fucking Plague: 1349]: ...fucker, quoting Encylopedia Dramatica without CITING!!!!!

2006-07-24 [Black Fucking Plague: 1349]: Rape: Surprise Sex, the act of being pwned by a penis!

2006-07-24 [Morrigon]: yeah but you whine if you can't get any. Besides, rough sex rocks...

2006-07-24 [Diiwica]: WHo said it didn't?

2006-07-24 [Monk of Boom]: every kind of sex rocks ;)

2006-07-24 [Diiwica]: yeah, only when you are getting some, and that is what maybe once a year?

2006-07-24 [Monk of Boom]: talking about urself? XD ..see not everybody here are like u ^^

2006-07-24 [Diiwica]: Nope you, Trust me I get it far more than that

2006-07-24 [Monk of Boom]: and why do u concern how much i get? ..are u trying get me in ur bed, missy?? and i can say that THAT doesnt work XD

2006-07-24 [Diiwica]: Oh no I am not tying to do that. I f i were I would PM you and i would do other things

2006-07-24 [Morrigon]: Everyone is trying to get in your bed Monk, at least in your world

2006-07-24 [Monk of Boom]: haha u arent THAT worthy XD

2006-07-25 [Black Fucking Plague: 1349]: ...O.o

2006-07-26 [Diiwica]: Good, I am glad that you see that I am not. because I would NOT want to sit there and walk even 100 meters from you!!!!!!

2006-07-26 [Black Fucking Plague: 1349]: Sit...walk...smart.

2006-07-26 [Diiwica]: That includes sleeping with him. I do not like Monk... kinda ugly.. not my type... got to be more ruthless

2006-07-26 [Black Fucking Plague: 1349]: haha...

2006-07-26 [Monk of Boom]: i am flattered XD ..things could be MUCH worse than that ^^ man CAN be ugly, but NOT pretty! MUCH better in that way ;)

2006-07-26 [Morrigon]: HAH that's all I have to say.

2006-07-27 [Black Fucking Plague: 1349]: ?

2006-07-27 [Diiwica]: Well, *thinks for a momnet* you would look kind of pretty in a hot pink dress because Black is obviously NOT your color!

2006-07-27 [Diiwica]: Oh yeah Monk You look like a girl with a BALD penis head, maybe a female gorilla.... Both are ugly on either case.. might want togo and get some plastic added to thta face of yours, and your boobs, dont get me satarted.. you need some enhancements, GIRL do you need something mroe than your woosy FLAT chest!!!

2006-07-27 [Monk of Boom]: and emo kid says that! XD maybe u should try to find your lost identity somewhere? well MAYBE ull grow up someday and hopefully that teen angst goes off XD poor yank, i know that life is hard when u are young

2006-07-27 [Monk of Boom]: np. Mithotyn - Hail Me ;)

2006-07-27 [Vampire Akis]: how do I join???

2006-07-27 [Monk of Boom]: are u sure? =D

2006-07-27 [Morrigon]: Monk...Kiss my ass. NO WAIT...on second thought...don't

2006-07-27 [Monk of Boom]: XD nice save

2006-07-27 [Vampire Akis]: ok, will you tell me now??????????????

2006-07-27 [Monk of Boom]: hey, people, what about some nice tests for new recruits?! =P

2006-07-27 [Black Fucking Plague: 1349]: Who are these recruits?

2006-07-27 [Monk of Boom]: i think that this akis could be the first...?

2006-07-27 [Morrigon]: No shit sherlock...

2006-07-28 [Monk of Boom]: ppl are kinda freeze here =P

2006-07-28 [kessan]: Indeed ^__^ make her burn down a church and take piccies

2006-07-28 [Morrigon]: Yeah!!!

2006-07-28 [Klopstock]: man i miss you guys! and congratulations to the winner of the contest!

2006-07-28 [Morrigon]: yay winners

2006-07-29 [Black Fucking Plague: 1349]: PSH! You all strike poses.

2006-07-30 [kessan]: ...what?

2006-07-30 [Monk of Boom]: i suggest ;)  : The Berzerker - Farewell

2006-07-30 [Morrigon]: hmm

2006-07-30 [kessan]: I think we should lock the person in with gay people and they have to kill em all before time runs out!

2006-07-31 [Black Fucking Plague: 1349]: The Berzerker blows...

2006-07-31 [Morrigon]: The ritual for joining will involve...Thorns and beeswax. In your ANUS. Monk you may do the honors *runs*

2006-07-31 [Black Fucking Plague: 1349]: I'm glad I joined in the begining...

2006-07-31 [kessan]: ....same.

2006-07-31 [Morrigon]: hehe

2006-07-31 [kessan]: O__o?

2006-08-01 [Black Fucking Plague: 1349]: ...I'm hardcore kvlt bm wiki.

2006-08-01 [Morrigon]: I'm fucking warm

2006-08-01 [kessan]: I'm fucking cold.

2006-08-02 [Morrigon]: we must meet in the middle...no not really

2006-08-02 [kessan]: lol

2006-08-03 [Black Fucking Plague: 1349]: It is fucking hot.........

2006-08-03 [Morrigon]: we had a nice cooler spell here for about... 1 day fucking hell...SATAN

2006-08-04 [kessan]: Yea it has been WAY too hot.

2006-08-04 [Black Fucking Plague: 1349]: People died because of the heat....

2006-08-04 [Matson's Downfall]: People died? Hmmm that is some pleasant news.

2006-08-04 [kessan]: People are always dying....

2006-08-04 [Morrigon]: yeah old people die a lot around here at this time of year. and no one cares about them so they dont find them for a long time >.<

2006-08-05 [Black Fucking Plague: 1349]: Generally the people they find are babies, old people, and idiots not drinking water...

2006-08-05 [Morrigon]: yep.

2006-08-05 [kessan]: Very true.

2006-08-06 [Black Fucking Plague: 1349]: ^.^

2006-08-06 [Morrigon]: ............

2006-08-06 [Monk of Boom]: BEGINNING!?!?! u guys are pretty new around here!

2006-08-06 [kessan]: Monk, I have been here since the wiki's beginnning I just disappeared for a long time.

2006-08-06 [Morrigon]: I've been here for a wee bit of a while. it's just I avoided talking for a while because monk scares me.

2006-08-07 [kessan]: hehe, Why does he scare you?

2006-08-07 [Morrigon]: hah I dont know I wasn't serious.

2006-08-08 [kessan]: lol, you never know...

2006-08-09 [Black Fucking Plague: 1349]: No...I've been here since the begining...I was Blodenskogen.

2006-08-09 [kessan]: So have I.

2006-08-09 [Morrigon]: *gasp* you both were the same person?!?

2006-08-09 [Black Fucking Plague: 1349]: ....He said have, not was. Think proper english. ^.^

2006-08-09 [Morrigon]: I refuse to. Simply refuse to.

2006-08-09 [kessan]: I was saying that I have been here since the beginning.

2006-08-11 [Black Fucking Plague: 1349]: Refuse...all you want, but the english language owns all.

2006-08-11 [kessan]: It is the world language

2006-08-11 [Morrigon]: But notice how a lot of people suck at speaking it? HAH

2006-08-11 [Morrigon]: That's like saying britney spears or whatever is popular all over the world so you have to buy her new albums.

2006-08-11 [kessan]: ...Why would you gauge Britney Spears with the English Languauge?

2006-08-11 [Morrigon]: Because people sometimes seem just as obsessed with her as they are the language. and I'm full of shit...

2006-08-11 [Black Fucking Plague: 1349]: ...name one language that is harder than English?
(spoken and written)

2006-08-11 [kessan]: Arabic at least in writing.

2006-08-12 [Morrigon]: Since you can speak english in too many ways. >.<

2006-08-12 [Black Fucking Plague: 1349]: English has the most details, the words are never spelled how they are said, and the punctuation can only be learned, there is no logic behind it.

2006-08-12 [Morrigon]: Of course there isn't. so fuck it HAH

2006-08-12 [kessan]: O___o?

2006-08-12 [Black Fucking Plague: 1349]: ...^.^ YAY I WIN!

2006-08-12 [kessan]: I supposes.

2006-08-12 [Morrigon]: hmm

2006-08-13 [kessan]: So...The new Dissection album is good...

2006-08-16 [Black Fucking Plague: 1349]: I like it.

2006-08-16 [kessan]: You listened to it with me.....

2006-08-16 [Black Fucking Plague: 1349]: Dur...

2006-08-17 [kessan]: Ihsahn is god.

2006-08-17 [Monk of Boom]: i saw dissection last summer.. wasnt that special...

2006-08-17 [kessan]: No one asked if they were....

2006-08-17 [Morrigon]: They were magical damnit.

2006-08-17 [kessan]: hehe, I do like Dissection. Monk just has a problem with EVERY band.

2006-08-17 [Morrigon]: Monk sit on a spiked dildo. Some bands just are good....damnit.

2006-08-17 [kessan]: hehe...

2006-08-18 [Matson's Downfall]: He has a problem with every band that isnt Finnish.

2006-08-18 [kessan]: Pretty much.

2006-08-18 [Matson's Downfall]: Exclusive: DISSECTION Frontman JON NÖDTVEIDT Commits Suicide - Aug. 18, 2006
DISSECTION frontman Jon Nödtveidt has committed suicide, informed sources have told BLABBERMOUTH.NET. More details will be made available shortly.

Nödtveidt formed DISSECTION in 1989 and released two full-length albums with the group "The Somberlain" (1993) and "Storm of the Light's Bane" (1995) before he was convicted in Sweden of felony murder of 37-year-old homosexual Algerian Josef Ben Maddour in 1997. He was released from prison in 2004, at which point he restarted DISSECTION.

DISSECTION announced in May that it would split up imediately following its final performances in support of its recently released CD, "Reinkaos". The band was subsequently forced to cancel its two previously announced appearances in North America (Sept. 1 at the House of Blues in West Hollywood, CA and Sept. 6 at B.B. King Blues Club in New York City) after Nödtveidt was denied legal entry into the United States as a result of his conviction.

DISSECTION's most recent album, "Reinkaos", was released in May on The End Records.

2006-08-18 [Black Fucking Plague: 1349]: Can anyone say...the end of Dissection.

2006-08-18 [Morrigon]: The...end of Dissection.

2006-08-18 [kessan]: That really sucks.

2006-08-18 [Matson's Downfall]: yea well at least now the the legacy will not end with "Dissection reforms and releases mediocre album..."

2006-08-18 [kessan]: This is very true. I would say "Reinkaos" is an ok way to go.

2006-08-19 [Black Fucking Plague: 1349]: If they don't let it be...things might go bad...

2006-08-19 [kessan]: Never got to see them live though...

2006-08-21 [Monk of Boom]: hooray for great decision!! ..and cant help myself that i dont like mass metal that much... dissection's elizabeth bathory is great though but... there is so much better bands to listen

2006-08-21 [Matson's Downfall]: I must say Monk, I agree with you.

2006-08-21 [Black Fucking Plague: 1349]: I agree also, like Dies Ater.

2006-08-22 [kessan]: I listen to what is good and yes there are better bands to listen to, but when one is in the mood for Dissection, Dissection would be the best choice.

2006-08-22 [Black Fucking Plague: 1349]: Moods don't determine my musical preference.

2006-08-23 [kessan]: Did I ask if they did?

2006-08-24 [Black Fucking Plague: 1349]: No, but I mentioned it.

2006-08-24 [Monk of Boom]: we want fight! we want fight!

2006-08-24 [Morrigon]: hehehe

2006-08-24 [kessan]: Right....

2006-08-26 [Black Fucking Plague: 1349]: ...We can't fight you fool.

2006-08-26 [kessan]: hehe

2006-08-27 [Morrigon]: Damn then...

2006-08-27 [kessan]: You go fight someone. <<

2006-08-27 [Morrigon]: and film it

2006-08-28 [Black Fucking Plague: 1349]: Ok, I will.

2006-09-03 [kessan]: hehe that's awesome.

2006-09-04 [Black Fucking Plague: 1349]: ...and I'll put it on Youtube and a ton of people will look at it in study hall.

2006-09-04 [Morrigon]: So uh...Steve Irwin or whatever is finally dead.

2006-09-05 [Black Fucking Plague: 1349]: Finally? He will always be alive in my mind.

2006-09-05 [kessan]: Yea and of course he went out fuckin with animals...

2006-09-05 [Black Fucking Plague: 1349]: He didn't it was a rare case...lucky bastard...died doing what he loved...

2006-09-05 [Morrigon]: I'm sorry, it sucks. but swimming over a sting ray that is that big never seemed like a good idea.
Speaking out on behalf of animals and raising money for a zoo: good
fucking around with animals that don't really appreicate it (hence the barb in his heart): bad
Jesus if you have a wife and kid you'd think you could tone it down a notch with the chasing after animals that don't like you.

2006-09-05 [Black Fucking Plague: 1349]: It is a very rare thing dying from a sting ray.

2006-09-06 [Morrigon]: doesn't mean you can't die.

2006-09-06 [Black Fucking Plague: 1349]: ...I know...but he is one of a very few people to actually die from it so it was really special, kinda.

2006-09-06 [Morrigon]: Maybe he was blessed in the afterlife by the stingray. Or it just said "Gotcha bitch!"

2006-09-06 [Morrigon]: I don't know, for me, general rule of survival is, if it has spines, claws, spikes, too many teeth ect. stay away from it.

2006-09-06 [Black Fucking Plague: 1349]: ...I think his code was the opposite, If it can kill you, play with it!

2006-09-06 [Morrigon]: pretty much. pick it up and comment about how pissed off it is. heheh wow.